Letter to God - funny story 
One day boy wanted One hundred dollars terribly. He prayed for more than week but no interesting thing happened.
He then made a decision to create God a letter asking a One hundred dollar. Once the postal authority of USA realized that someone has addressed his letter to God, they
decided to send it to President Bush.

The President amazed as well as interested and he
instructed his admin to send the little child a $5.00 money voucher.
President Bush thought this could appear to be a lot of cash with a
little boy.The small boy was thrilled using the $5.00 and sitting into create any
thanks take notice in order to be able for you to help God, which examine:

Beloved God,
Thanks to you regarding delivering the money, however, I seen
which for whatever reason you had to deliver it by means of California D.C.
and also, as usual, individuals thieves subtracted $95.00.

Catch a rabbit

Catch a rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

I used to work at a supermarket during school holidays. There was a time when we were having regular power outs for a few weeks. One day during my morning shift, my friend jokingly said that she wished that the power would cut out again so we could get an early break. Not five minutes later, the power did go out. My friend and I stared at each other, while the shift manager pointed accusingly at my friend and said, “Look at what you’ve done.” 






The classics department at my college decided to host a field trip to the MFA in Boston. On the ride back, the professor for my bus decided to put The Princess Bride in for our movie. She was telling the students on the bus “I expect you all to pay attention and be able to quote this movie word for word!” One of the seniors turned her head and said loudly, “As you wish, Professor!” The entire bus started laughing.





Back in the days a female colleague was constantly complaining about the bad weather. For me, bad weather is good. One day she realized that for days it was always sunny when we were at the office, but nearly immediately switched to rainy when I was about to go home. She thus started blaming me. I said that it wasn’t windy enough for me. Two days later a small tornado hit the harbor 200 feet from my flat. She never stopped believing that my wishes influence the weather. 

The first time I met my girlfriend, I made her laugh and heard a loud but distinct squeak. When I asked her “Did you just squeak?” she smiled and said “I squeak when I laugh…” I was about to say that I thought it was cute, when she added “Loudly, and like a balloon.” with a big grin on her face. Which is how she found out that I snort when I laugh. My roommate tries to get both of us laughing so he can direct the symphony of silly noises.

Chip Vs. Chuck

Hi it's me Spencer and I'm currently typing this blog from my hiding spot in a super-secret location.
There's this maniac little kid out to get me and his name is Chip. You may have heard of his equally-crazy older brother Chuck. You know, that dude who locked me in the basement and sprayed fluid at me.
Anyway, because I'm really bored in my super-secret location, I decided to rank these two little psychopaths and see which is worse.
Chip Vs. Chuck 

Height - Winner: Chip
Although Chuck's bigger, Chip's smaller stature gives him an advantage. He can hide inside objects and attack at random with his ninja-like stealth.
Originality - Winner: Chuck 
Chuck is the one who started this rivalry in the first place. Without his horrible influence, Chip might have grown up to be a pretty sweet kid. Highly unlikely though.
IQ - Winner: Chip 
Since Chuck actually thought Derf was a real number that was recently invented, Chip wins this round by default.
Battle Skills - Tie Score
While Chuck is more fond of psychological torture, Chip is the more aggressive. In fact I---
Oh no! There's someone at door. I hope it isn't Chip. Please someone come and rescue me!!! I'm locked in my bathroom. Come at once!!! (But please knock first. I'll need to put on a towel.)

Penny Tee Generator

Wanna find out what YOUR Penny Tee saying would be? Just take a look at our iCarly Penny Tee Generator!
Here's how it works: Take the first letter of you first name and the first letter of your last name. Find the words that match those letters and BAM! You've got your random saying!
My name is Sam Puckett so my Penny Tee saying would be: Spicy Pants!
Cool! Now go find yours!

BAD FOOD BREAKUPS

Hi, my name is Gibby. Welcome to my blog. 

So… have you seen our new iSnaps gallery yet? The one called Bad Food Breakups? If not, CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS! Do it now, then come back here after you've checked 'em out! 

Oh, you're back. Wow, that was fast. Uh... hi, my name is Gibby. Welcome to my blog. (Shoot, I already said that.)

Well, anyway, now that you've seen our pics, it's your turn to get in on the fun. All you have to do is print out some Food Faces and make Food Friends of your own! Then take pics and send them to us! You can dress up whatever kind of food you want and we'll put the best ones on iCarly.com!

CLICK HERE TO PRINT YOUR FOOD FACES! 

and CLICK HERE TO SEND YOUR PICS TO US!