Sam's Mom's Best Arrests

We're taking a moment to highlight Sam's mom's most infamous run-ins with the law. Friends, be thankful this isn't your mom! Check out the map of all the cities she was arrested in and then scroll down to see the very best of Pam's arrests.

Location: Lubbock, Texas

Citation: Riding a bull after hours. Apparently you can only ride bulls in Lubbock, Texas from the hours of 9AM to 3PM. Pam said she thought the bull was a park bench. The police didn't buy it. 

Location: Los Angeles, California

Citation: Attempting to steal the "H" in the Hollywood sign. She was dared to do it by her boyfriend of 3 days. And Pam never turns down a dare... especially from guys she's serious about. 

Location: Orlando, Florida

Citation: Walking around Dingo World in her bikini. She said she could have afforded to wear clothes if the price of admission wasn't so high. 

Location: New Orleans, Louisiana 

Citation: Insulting jazz. It would be one thing if she just told the band they were suckish. Instead, she threw a beignet at the saxophonist. 

Location: Somewhere in Idaho

Citation: Illegal french fry manufacturing. She was serving french fries with illegal amounts of trans fats in them. She said they were "dangerously good." The police agreed.