look it this!!!!

                                                             
                                                       KANGAROO


Quartet of students from Slovenia, decided a few days to enjoy the beauty of Australia. Their off-road vehicle kilometers premagovalo strenuous way, passengers have had more than just good.
"Come on, man great fan yet enga!" He shouted Peter.
"Damn, you hit the mine, it would still pohal?!" He marveled Tadej.
However, he took from his pocket a roll leather jackets and turn right herbal bomb. Soon, the car really incense and the atmosphere was at its peak. Marko dragged, even though he had to rotate the steering wheel and look at the road.
Monika has sleepy eyes and rubbed between the fingers glowing took roll. Twice he quickly pulled the smoke into the lungs, retained a deep breath and moved on.
Peter wanted to tell a short joke, but it is stretch that was no longer anything similar. However, they laughed like hyenas hit and praised the day when they get on the road. The car also had some alcohol.
"Mandatory equipment," said Tadej before he sipped from the bottle.
The driver Marko is watching events back in the rearview mirror. Increasingly it is dragged to laugh, but then chuckled out loud.
"What the fuck is it to you?!" Was heard from Monika.
"Fuck, ponders in some crates are vozmo and watch you ... Hahaha, like riding angora rabbits in zajčniku, hahaha!"
And indeed, their bloodshot eyes were the most similar to the eyes of these animals.
"Yeah," he answered Tadej, "it smells pics on the grass when to futral rabbits."
Laughter is the kennels Mon creaky SUV when they were suddenly surprised by a loud crash.
Marko stepped on the brake pedal quickly to look at the road and the SUV with a loud creaks and harshness stopped at the site. Passengers from behind the nametalo the front seats and some time to hit the grass and surprise did not even know, whose hands and feet look.
Marko is pale, he looked in the rearview mirror.
"The Kva the fuck are you nabasal of an Aborigine, are you?" She duhovičil Peter when he finally fallen off the back of the seat in front of you.
"Come a bit clever! I think we crashed the kangaroo. "
"Kangaroo? Malca, man! "Said Peter.
Then he jumped up Monika:
"Damn, but you do know, certain penalty if povoziš kangaroo?!"
"Noooo? A really, "he jezikal Peter. "If fat is a pound of weed in the car and hit the wheel, you're OK, al ways?"
Marko is even more pale than before stepped out of the car and with fear in his eyes looked under the bumper. Slowly the road in the middle of anything emerging out of a second and stare in amazement at Mark, who is an animal in his arms.
He looked and smiled slightly.
"He's alive, bitch! He's alive! "
From the joy they rolled the stone from the heart, the animal was slowly recovering and watched in amazement hit models, which were painted with it. Monika pressed the shutter, you guys are the option to set the pride of Australia before the lens.
Tadej went even in the car at his jacket and put her poor kangaroo. He was in so much effort that it can stand on his own, so he was placed on the ground and retreated to make the best photo in the world.
Kangaroo in a leather jacket!
"Come by the picture, until his brains are cleaner does not zreseterajo!"
Monika took a step back and pull the trigger. Flash is apparently so frightened animal stimulants and that this jump in place, then again, then, to the amazement of all, like a flash in a few jumpers disappeared in the distance.
Lay the gromoglasen laugh. Only someone was not laughing.
"But come on, what's due now for the mulaš fucking jacket? Anyway it is 50 degrees, as it need doing. "
Tadej was grabbed by the head, while others are still laughed at all the mouth.
"And how do you think assholes, cops tell us to fuck off the fucking kangaroo jacket, which were all passports and airline tickets?!"
Then the laughter quieted.
After a few seconds of silence, he heard from Monika:
"Let's go for it, anyway, it will fall down somewhere. Maybe even find some guardian of the park! Yeah, that's it! Come persons report the matter. "
"And you would like to find the guardian of the park?"
"Why not?"
"Maybe it's because it contains a pound of weed, fuck you," Bent Tadej.
Then again was heard from Peter:
"All we have grass Sun, are you?"
Eclipses faces were taken on towards the finish line and wondering how they will get home. They had enough money, they've no flights and personal documents.
In the Monika talked boys and all of a sudden they find themselves at the police station.
Round guard watched them curiously and ask suspicious questions. When he uttered some harsh words, Peter is no longer able to stand.
"Fuck, Pen ... are you crazy?!" Said Tadej kicked in the leg under the table.
The policeman only wholesale watch.
"Hahaha, what accent and look, hey! It's like listening to mixed hunter crocodiles, hahaha! Full Dicovery BC these Kaps, hey! "
And then followed the disaster. They all started laughing out loud.
The room was invaded by three police officers, one more round than the other and with question marks in his eyes watching his buddy. This is only shrugged his shoulders and with your finger pointing reamers Mon temples.
Of course, the night spent in custody. Without further.
The cell block them late in the evening joined by a couple from Italy. It is expected that the Italian spoke English ... mission impossible.
However, they broke a few words, and when they said, why there is all take a deep breath.
Camp in the middle of the park, which is fundamentally should not, then there is a fire in the fire and to top things off you afford kangaroo on the grill. Guardian of the park, which is caught, of course, they did not fall for the fairy tale by talking. That poor kangaroo leapfrogging past and himself jumped on the fire.
When the Ombudsman tried to tell myself that the animal was dressed in a leather jacket, he lost patience and have to lock you up. The test showed the drug marijuana and this in large quantities. She would so hit that became known as the ombudsman, which is a little dazed at the station immediately asked for water.
Italians have swore that they had not smoked, but of course, if they had anything.
And they did not need. Smoking is. A pound of grass that grows, which caught fire when a kangaroo jumped into the coals, it was enough that the catching, if you just sit at their campfire. Near the camp to find the documents guardian of some foreigners ...
The guys looked at each other and smile to them crawled from ear to ear.
"And where are the documents? What did they say, Whose are they? "Was eager Marko.
"Because we were accused that we were drugged, but we jokingly say ... that the dealers in Europe."

           A SMALL KID WHO LIKES MAMI DURING THE FILMING DREGLJA THISTLE

Once there was a child he was 4 years star.Ko the mother decided that this is painted with mobitelom.Poslikala two and then they snemala.Njen children he touched her cecke celčas and there are only a few tipal.Mama talk and speak, when it was over her children stopped dregljati.Mama wanted to upload this video on internet.A you know what happened? mom were all laughing and her husband ...

                                                          HORSE AND CHICKEN


                                                       Once it happened on a farm, the horse fell Live
                                                       mud. Absolutely could not pull out. Saw the chicken and told her
                                                                   professions to help the farmer.
                                                       Kura was immediately rushed to pick up the farmer, because he is not
                                                       found, he sat in a BMW, have led to a horse, rope committed to
                                                        fender of the vehicle and horse saved.
                                                 A few days later, the chicken fell into the mud live and could not possibly have                                                                                   
                                                      removed. He sees a horse and he cries to go after BMW's, it
                                                      extracted.
                                                      The horse is realized that not a lot of time and it is said that it has entered      through the pond, she should be prime for his manhood. thus, the    
   Chicken is done and has been resolved.

                                                   FUNNY STORYS


One day she went with her ​​friends Manca sea. It is looking forward to this day. When they finally crossed the Croatian border was immediately decided that while waiting for the room go a little swimming. The sea was cold. They also had a lot of jump, from which they later jumping every day. When he jumped Manca it swimwear with the body drop and swam an unknown location. Since she had no spare is the shortest route removed from the pool, naked. Already has resigned herself to walk naked in the pool, but she slipped and fell in the ass and all bathers found his crotch.

When he went to his aunt Matjaz on holiday, happened some particularly unusual-aunt stood on the roof of the house. That did not fall, he clung chimney. Matjaz ran the uncle, but found that my uncle went to the fishing found the slip of paper with the note that these fish hunt-so ran the neighbors. While talking to neighbors, the aunt has climbed from the roof and all glad to be on solid ground to call my uncle to come home. When they arrived neighbors were amazed that the aunt is up (on the roof). They were sure that she fell and broke, but my aunt is cooking dinner in the house. Thus, the neighbor went around the house to find her. By the way he looked out the window into the kitchen, where the uncle home-and-presečenje saw is alive, healthy and SAFE TION! He was scared because he thought he saw a ghost. When he fled the'' spirit'' has smashed into a glass door, broke my nose and left a footprint on the door face. Bloodied he staggered to Park and his wife, to tell them that he saw a ghost. Then came Uncle and afraid footprint on the door-so much so that he does not escape in the pants-ran in the car and looked around terrified. Then my aunt came and explained to them that climbed up the spout on the window sill and the floor, next door is the first to offer assistance and supplies the nose.