FUNNY STORYS


One day she went with her ​​friends Manca sea. It is looking forward to this day. When they finally crossed the Croatian border was immediately decided that while waiting for the room go a little swimming. The sea was cold. They also had a lot of jump, from which they later jumping every day. When he jumped Manca it swimwear with the body drop and swam an unknown location. Since she had no spare is the shortest route removed from the pool, naked. Already has resigned herself to walk naked in the pool, but she slipped and fell in the ass and all bathers found his crotch.

When he went to his aunt Matjaz on holiday, happened some particularly unusual-aunt stood on the roof of the house. That did not fall, he clung chimney. Matjaz ran the uncle, but found that my uncle went to the fishing found the slip of paper with the note that these fish hunt-so ran the neighbors. While talking to neighbors, the aunt has climbed from the roof and all glad to be on solid ground to call my uncle to come home. When they arrived neighbors were amazed that the aunt is up (on the roof). They were sure that she fell and broke, but my aunt is cooking dinner in the house. Thus, the neighbor went around the house to find her. By the way he looked out the window into the kitchen, where the uncle home-and-presečenje saw is alive, healthy and SAFE TION! He was scared because he thought he saw a ghost. When he fled the'' spirit'' has smashed into a glass door, broke my nose and left a footprint on the door face. Bloodied he staggered to Park and his wife, to tell them that he saw a ghost. Then came Uncle and afraid footprint on the door-so much so that he does not escape in the pants-ran in the car and looked around terrified. Then my aunt came and explained to them that climbed up the spout on the window sill and the floor, next door is the first to offer assistance and supplies the nose.